Aaaaahh, Father's Day. Yet another Hallmark holiday that marks an opportunity to stress unnecessarily over the correct way to honor the man who, as Groupon puts it, gave birth to you. For some reason, golf, BBQ, and a shit ton of meat seem to be the main options that scream "MANLY!" and "DISTINGUISHED!" for those of us scrambling to make plans this week.

Mmmm...bruuuuunch. And Easter. But mostly brunch. 

The morning after a night of excessive, debauched revelry, brunch is less of a trendy breakfast/lunch straddling meal than a biological imperative. Come January 1, 2012 we're going to need Bloody Marys and we're going to need you to keep em' coming. That, plus something greasy and carb-based (plus cheese.