CHANGING PARTNERS
Has Rev. Huckabee broken up with Sen. McCain? Was there a pre-nup? Their two-state romance saw Mike take Iowa while John snagged New Hampshire. Rudy and John seems an odd couple not likely to last as they both want to lead! Still would love to see them waltzing together in the senior centers of the Sunshine State (age, guys, age, select slow songs). Fred Thompson is sitting this one out - he can't find a partner as Duncan Hunter has just left the dance floor. Standing outside the ballroom we find Willard Mitt Romney glaring in disapproval at the sight of men dancing together. "That gosh darn same-sex marriage decision is responsible for this," sez Mitt, adding "politics does indeed make strange bedfellows!"
