Justin Bieber is keeping "it" in his pants; Mama Biebs confirms

Ok, is it just us, or is the fact that Justin 'Lesbian Face' Bieber's mom is publicly weighing in on her son's sexual activity (or lack thereof) sort of creepy? It kind of smacks of the time that Jessica Simpson's creepo father cum manager talked candidly about his daughter's lady lumps, saying, and you can't make this sort of pervy verbiage up, "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up," and then proceeded to wax poetic about said breasts' virtues.  

The Baby Bieb's mom says that her son wants to "stay pure" and "honor women." Which is very nice. The thing that sort of concerns us is that this topic is an issue in the first place. Of course this child shouldn't be having sex...it's unclear whether the kid's testicles have even begun their descent yet. Still, the fact that Bieber hangs around with the likes of Ludacris and Usher (you know those dudes are just plowing their way through greater Los Angeles) and still wants to keep it in his Baby Gap chinos is admirable. On another note, we're not sure that someone who doesn't know what the word "German" means should ever take steps towards procreation.