Boston Market Haiku

What hangover man?
Don’t you know Boston Market
Is right down the street?

Macaroni cheese
Curly like my girlfriend’s wig
But much tastier

Wake up and get high
Orange Line to Mass Ave stop
Grub face ‘till you drop

Got the half chicken
Barely more than the quarter
But twice as much guilt

On the gravy train
Non-stop to three ladlefuls
Pour it down my throat

Salmonella sucks
But if that’s what it takes girl
I’ll suck on your bones

Why’d they change the name?
Certainly nobody thought
They only sold bird

Better than BK
Shittier than mom’s cooking
Babe you’re just perfect

Stuffing oh stuffing
Better than stuffing your stuff
Between Pam’s D-cups

Damn fucking corn bread
Why you got to waste my time?
I came to get fat

Boston Marketplace
Great spot to bring a girlfriend
If you date Mo’Nique

Masturbatory
Haiku is too easy when
Talking creamed spinach