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			Crossword: 'You're not hired' |  |  
 Application abominations By: MATT JONES9/27/2006 5:56:52 PM 
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Across
 
1 Fish features 
5 Ghana's capital 
10 Soviet orbiter 
13 Hip scooter 
14 English homework list 
15 "Te ___" 
16 Elegant but confusing way to present your job application 
19 Univ. URL ender 
20 Show with mysterious hatches 
21 "I never forget ___" 
22 Unnerving way to hand in your job application 
26 "Damn, was ___ crack?" (Kanye West lyric) 
27 "Isn't there more to the story?" 
28 AC measurement 
31 1998 Wimbledon winner Novotna 
33 Missile storage building 
35 Chimney sweep's grime 
36 Feature of an irritatingly long job application 
39 Taproom selections 
40 Rake in 
41 "___ it seems" 
42 T-Boz's trio, once 
43 Catapult ammunition in a Monty Python movie 
44 Yes, across the English Channel 
45 Childish way to present your job application 
52 Reaction to a horrible joke 
54 "Chicken Little" turndown 
55 My Chemical Romance's genre 
56 Jittery way to hand in your job application 
60 Linguist's suffix 
61 ___ Lama 
62 Big fancy cake 
63 The Legend of Zelda platform, for short 
64 007, e.g. 
65 Urges 
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Down
 
1 Handbag maker 
2 "The truth ___ there" 
3 "Car Talk" airer 
4 What the Magic Eye picture ends up being in a scene from "Mallrats" 
5 Pirate shout 
6 Title for a French nobleman 
7 201 
8 U.K. flying corps 
9 On the train 
10 They can't cut the cord 
11 Computer debut of 1998 
12 Tedious way to learn 
13 Rosie's show, with "The" 
17 Enter 
18 Bobby, for short 
23 Steeler Ward 
24 Mike "Boogie" who won "Big Brother: All Stars" 
25 Nameless, briefly 
29 "___ the Muffin to Ya" (Elaine's idea for a shop name on a "Seinfeld" episode) 
30 Salt Lake City college athlete 
31 Jack's gal 
32 Interesting stories 
33 Breed like salmon 
34 Super ending 
35 Narrow groove 
36 Washington baseball player, for short 
37 Cartoony yell if your butt's on fire and you're running in circles 
38 Like attractions on the beaten path 
43 Their national holiday is July 1 
44 Prefix for -gon 
46 Cheer at the bowl game 
47 Of an empire 
48 Like rare games for pitchers 
49 Have a craving 
50 Leaves out 
51 What the fourth little piggy had 
52 Gavin Rossdale's wife Stefani 
53 Get up 
57 Newsstand thingy 
58 "Nice job!" 
59 Tub temperature tester
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©2006 Jonesin' Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
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