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What if John McCain had become president?

Idiot Box
Straight talk takes time

By MATT BORS | January 29, 2010

Dennis the menace, the Steve Buscemi Maneuver

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I've been going with Dennis for two and a half months and we have grown very close, very quickly ...

By DR. LOVEMONKEY | January 26, 2010

Corporate Persons Are Jerks

Big Fat Whale
"Your cancer is making me rich!"

By BRIAN MCFADDEN | January 27, 2010

Breakfast of Scumbags

Big Fat Whale
Free unfunny toy inside!

By BRIAN MCFADDEN | January 20, 2010

Family affairs and piledrivers of love

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I'm 16 and a sophomore. I really like this guy in my homeroom but he doesn't pay any attention to me ...

By DR. LOVEMONKEY | January 20, 2010

Tour of the Rust Belt

Hoopleville
For more depression, see the Farm Belt

By DAVID KISH | January 20, 2010

Terms of Endowment

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I'm in Cranston and love someone in New York's Adirondack area ...

By DR. LOVEMONKEY | January 12, 2010

Tooth in revolt

Hoopleville
"Oh ... that is so cute!"

By DAVID KISH | January 13, 2010

10-4, Good Buddies

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
What do you do about a guy who gives you really expensive and thoughtful gifts?

By DR. LOVEMONKEY | January 05, 2010

Evidence of white trash found on red planet

Hoopleville
The Yankee Yard comes to Mars

By DAVID KISH | January 07, 2010

Get your New Year’s Eve on — and hit the ground running on New Year’s Day
Your usual lackadaisical approach to New Year's Eve — just see what happens and go with the flow — is not going to cut it this year. So to help you make this one count, here are some sure-thing NYE happenings, and some suggestions for the first day of '10.

By JIM MACNIE | January 06, 2010

Kissing off 2009

The pressure to hook up on New Year's Eve is immense. Take it down a notch, and you may embrace 2010 with locked lips.
I had no New Year's kiss last year. I had fun, friends, a bonfire, and a bellyful of delicious food, but no kiss.

By DEIRDRE FULTON | January 06, 2010

'Fraid your shady maid escapades degrade

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
Although I am only in my mid-20s, my wife and I have done very well in the past few years since graduating from college. Most of our friends, however, have not been so fortunate ...

By DR. LOVEMONKEY | December 29, 2009

Happy New Year 2010

Hoopleville
Hey, ya know what's great?

By DAVID KISH | December 30, 2009

Have Yourself a Mugabe Little Christmas

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I work in a small office where everyone gets along well. I am in my early 20s, the youngest and only single employee ...

By DR. LOVEMONKEY | December 21, 2009

Meet Santa

Hoopleville
He can't stop the violins, either

By DAVID KISH | December 22, 2009

Feel the drama

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I am very friendly with a guy from school who I have known for many years. Recently I realized that I was falling in love with him ...

By DR. LOVEMONKEY | December 15, 2009

Happy Solstice 2009

Hoopleville
December 21, the first day of winter

By DAVID KISH | December 16, 2009

Gift guide galore 2009

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad season
The Guide to the Season isn’t about any particular gift, just like it’s not about any particular holiday. It’s a feeling. A sensation. A supplement.

By PHOENIX STAFF | December 11, 2009

Super friends

Move over, Clark Kent. All over New England, mild-mannered citizens are suiting up and doing their part to play the hero.
THWAK! I swing with my right fist, trying to connect with my opponent's face. In a smooth motion, he deflects my punch with his forearm, which is protected with a black and metallic-plastic arm gauntlet. I swing with my left fist, and am again knocked away effortlessly. I can see my reflection in his sunglasses, framed in white.

By TEA KRULOS | December 11, 2009

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Kennedy's Early Strike
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Rhode Island Pivot
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January 27, 2010 at 2:15 PM

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