I've always wondered how these people filled out forms.  
By MATT JONES  |  October 18, 2006
 
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1 ___ Major (Sirius's constellation) 
6 Outdated math geek's tool 
15 Intoxicating 
16 Bush called them "vigilantes" 
17 Popcorn magnate (short three letters) 
19 Ma in music 
20 Corn amount 
21 Barely squeeze by, with "out" 
22 Nicholas II, e.g. 
24 Swimming measurements 
28 ___ drinks 
30 ___ Noir 
31 Weird-voiced comedian (short one letter) 
37 "Monk" network 
38 Head-to-head maneuver? 
39 Free throw path 
40 "CSI" actress (short one letter) 
43 2006 "Weird Al" Yankovic parody "White & ___" 
44 Low choral part 
45 Isn't polite with soup 
47 Marinade herb 
49 Soldier's mail address: abbr. 
50 Be a thespian 
51 Tim of "Project Runway" 
55 Tennis legend (short three letters) 
61 Steve Jobs, for example 
62 Insipid 
63 Closet dwellers 
64 Neither this nor that | Down 
1 La ___ (soy sauce company) 
2 Inflatable mattress brand 
3 Old ___ 
4 Beyond stupid 
5 Wd. segment 
6 Attack unfairly 
7 Transport from NYC 
8 Dvorak's "Symphony No. 9 ___ Minor" 
9 Firework without the pop 
10 It comes between printemps and automne 
11 Dog first voiced by John Kricfalusi 
12 "Raw" or "burnt" color 
13 Security breaches 
14 Suffix for differ 
18 Thompson of "Red Dawn" 
23 Gory movie category 
24 ___ Bornes (French card game) 
25 ___ a tie 
26 Pledge drive gift, often 
27 Ordinal number suffix 
28 French realist painter Bonheur 
29 "This guy walks into ___..." 
30 Bess's title mate 
31 Borrow, as a cig 
32 Silly little guy 
33 Covers in a shiny thin layer 
34 Gross growth 
35 Jason's craft 
36 Substance for sculptures 
41 Shaggy beast 
42 Like evening gowns 
45 Hit bottom? 
46 "SNL" producer Michaels 
47 Battle reminders 
48 Off-road rambler, for short 
49 "Lucky Jim" novelist Kingsley 
50 "Author" of many quotations 
52 Four Corners corner 
53 Highest sudoku number 
54 Padre or Pirate, slangily 
56 Arlen/Mercer song "Blues in the Night ("My Mama Done ___ Me") 
57 "___ Been Everywhere" (Johnny Cash song) 
58 ___ X (Chris Rock "SNL" character) 
59 ___ Z 
60 Carnaval locale | 
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