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Cars
Pixar's rise of the machines is slow death in the fast lane
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JUSTINE ELIAS
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February 20, 2007
CARS
1.5
Stars
JITTERY, REVVED-UP NIGHTMARE:
Cars
This noisy animated paean to NASCAR and Route 66 gets mired in the middle laps on a grippy track. Young hellspawn high on popcorn and soda may adore the obnoxious hero, a whiny racecar (Owen Wilson) who crashes into chain-gang duty in a backwoods burg; he (and we) can’t escape until the local highway is blacktopped and lessons are learned. Despite some cleverness (like a quick shot of over-fueled NASCAR fan cars all but crossing their tires in a restroom queue) and the mechanical beauty of the film’s landscapes (a pixel-pastel approximation of John Ford’s Monument Valley),
Cars
is slow death in the fast lane. Bookended by two crazy races, it’s a jittery, revved-up nightmare about the rise of the machines.
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I can appreciate the negative review of the film, but does the author need to refer to kids, if I understand correctly, as "hellspawn"?
By
Veector
on 06/07/2006 at 10:49:16
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And, again, what happened to the days when movie reviews in The Boston Phoenix were longer than 100 words?
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Scott W. Black
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