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							  Editors' note: We selected David S. Bernstein to serve as our resident Rapture expert, on account of his having seen all three Kirk Cameron  Left Behind  series film adaptations.  
							
							 
						
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							  I'm riding shotgun through Times Square in a flatbed truck draped with placards, advertising the impending End of Days: HAVE YOU HEARD THE AWESOME NEWS?  
							
							 
						
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							  Okay, I'm not  happy  ,  exactly, that, as a Jew, I am excluded from Saturday's date with Heaven's eternal rewards, and will instead be left to suffer through great tribulations before perishing, with the rest of the Army of the Antichrist, as a dismembered corpse beneath a waste-deep river of blood.  
							
							 
						
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							 You already love Lykke Li. You may not know that you do, exactly.  
							
							 
						
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							  After the Rapture, God will reward the suffering of the righteous with infinite, indescribable joy.     
							
							 
						
					 
				 
			 
			
			
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